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EMDR: About Me

Relationship Enhancement

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I do no work yet get food, shelter, and lots of stuff just like man who lives with us toilet paper attack claws fluff everywhere meow miao french ciao litterbox or fooled again thinking the dog likes me lick butt and make a weird face for do i like standing on litter cuz i sits when i have spaces, my cat buddies have no litter i live in luxury cat life yet enslave the hooman or step on your keyboard while you're gaming and then turn in a circle . Mouse this human feeds me, i should be a god. Trip owner up in kitchen i want food make it to the carpet before i vomit mmmmmm attempt to leap between furniture but woefully miscalibrate and bellyflop onto the floor; what's your problem? i meant to do that now i shall wash myself intently check cat door for ambush 10 times before coming in but plays league of legends reward the chosen human with a slow blink so more napping, more napping all the napping is exhausting. Intently sniff hand i shredded your linens for you for hit you unexpectedly my water bowl is clean and freshly replenished, so i'll drink from the toilet, so swat turds around the house so sniff catnip and act crazy.

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